Image provided by: YMCA of Ashland; Ashland, OR
About Valley record. (Ashland, Jackson County, Or.) 1888-1911 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1896)
OREGON UNION • PRESIDENTIAL on D rops THAT THE •MVO CROWN OF THORNS, NO CROSS OF GOLD.” FOR PRESIDENT, FAC-SIMILE SIGNATURE AVcge table Preparation for As similating ite Food and Re£ufa- ling the Stomachs and Bowels of OF------- I nfants /C hildren Promotes Digestion,Cheerful ness and Rest.Contains neither Opiuin.Morphine nor Mineral, N ot N arcotic . WRAPPER RtaptafOldDrSAMUHHTCSKR JKmfìaa Sui Mx.Sam»» OF EVERY ¿trull Sei d *■ Cariava* JùJb* JÌimSnJ - BOTTLE OF flfaw érf ' A mt . HìaAryntn Nanr. biòyjlist ? A perfect Remedy for Constipa CASTORIO tion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea, Worms .Convuls ions .Feveri sh- tuess and Loss OF SLEEP Tac Simile Signature of NEW YORK. OF NEBRASKA. VICE-PRESIDENT, Castoria is put up in one-size bottles only. It is not sold in bulk. Don’t allow anyone to sell you anything else on the plea cr promise that it is "just as good’’ and ‘‘will answer every pur pose." A»- See that you get C-A-S-T-O-R-I-A. Atb months old The fso- I li o# every WTWPW. EXACT COPT Or V/RAFPER. ASHLAND CASKET CO N H. S. EMERY Manager - aud - Funeral - Director. ORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD Myer Block, - Ashland, Or. R H andle first - class goods Day or Night Calls promptly at tended to. I T. ZE. WATSON, •OF GEORGIA. u Union Presidential Electors: M. L. OLMSTEAD...................... Populist HARRY WATKINS, ................ Populist N. L. BUTLER.............Silver Democrat E. HOFER................... Silver Republican N S «"CHARGES REASONABLE. Pullman 0.R.8N Sleeping Cars Elegant Dining Cars Tourist Sleeping Cars EAST GIVES THE CHOICE OF I TO TWO TRANSCONINENTAL ROUTES ST. PAUL______ MINNEAPOLIS DULUTH_______ FARGO__ GRAND FORKS CROOKSTON ___ I I WINNIPEG I HELENA and BUTTE I Union Great THROUGH TICKETZ Northern Ry. Pacific Ry TO CHICAGO W ASHINGTON DENVER SPOKANE i PHILADELPHIA I NEW YORK MINNEAPOLIS OMAHA BOSTON AND ALL AND AND POINTS EAST and SOUTH KANSAS CITV Through tickets to Japan aud China, via ST. PAUL Tacoma and Northern Pacific Steamship Co., an American line. LOW BATES TO ALL For information, time cards, map and tickets, call on or write A. D. CHARLTON, EASTERN CITIES, Assistant General Passenger Agent, OCEAN STEAMERS PORTLAND. OREGON ROBERT TAYLOR, Local Agent, LEAVE PORTLAND EVERY 5 DAYS Ashland, Oregon VIA i — FOR— SAN FRANCISCO. 4 i i J3 A package of our treat- t B Filial mentfor weakness and ji g ra" ’ ® W • decay» nervous debility 2? •-« On and lest vitality sent free for 12 cents postajc. For Full details call on or address, W. H. HURLBURT, Gen’l Pass. Ageut, PORTLAND. OR E. McNEILL, PreBident and Manager t. WA.1D INSTUTUTE, 120I. 9thSt. ST. LOUIS, 10. THE NEW WEEKLY ROCKY MOUNTAIN NCWS DE KT EK, COL». T he B bst WFEKLY P ublished •l.M Per Year la Advance. LEADS the SI!-er forces of America. LELOS In Mining and Mining Stock Reports. LEADS in Special Departments. LEADS in developing Colorado's woaderfol resources. LEADS in Newsiness, Brightness Compre- kensiveness. LEADS in Commissions to Agents. (Writ« for Terma.) 111.8 extra ordinary Re* juvenator is the most wonderful discovery of the age. It has been en dorsed by the leadingseieii- tific men of Europe and America. Hudyan fa r'biely vese" The Great Silver Daily The New» publishes the representative paper (daily and Sunday) west of St Louis; cartoon with every issue. 65c a month—$1.00 lot * months—tn advance. For «ample copy of any issue, address, The NEWS PRINTING CO., Denver, Colorado. Constipation., Dizziness. Falling Sen sations,Nerv ous twitching of .the eyes and other parts. Strengthens, Invigorates and tone« the entire system. Hudyan cures Debility, Nervousness, Emissions, anddevctopcs and restores weak organs. Pains in the back, losses by day 01 night stopped Hudyan stope /rfimaTureness of the dis- fa arge in 20 lays. Cures LOST MANHOOD MONEY <r.ckly. Over 2,000 private endorsement?. 1’re matureness means impotency in the first stage. It fa a symptom of seminal weakness and barrenness. It can be stopped la 20 days by the use o f Hudyan. The new discovery was made by the Special ists of the old famous Hudson Medical Institute. It is the strongest vitalizer made. It is very powerful, but harmless. Sold for 81,00 a pack age or« packages for $6.00 (plain sealed boxes). W ritten guarantee given for a cure. If you buy six boxes and are not entirely cured, six more will be sent to you free of all chows. Send for circularsand testimonials. Add resa HUDSON MEDICAL INSTITUTE, 1 unction Stockton, Market tc KUlnSt* San Francisco, Cat, Twice-a-Week. • • • f HE greatest vote maker in the ranks. You need it in this campaign. It gives all the Populist news. CARTOONS BY HESTON. A WASHINGTON LETTER (Exclusive Features.) (? ? V aricocele by special correspondent gives inside facts as no other paper (so stated by Senator Butler.) $1.00 Yer year; 3 mot ths 25 Cents. Twice-a-week remember. Send for free Sample Copy. COXEH SOUND MONEY MASSILLON, OHIO. stricture it . m Withall bad «r.wqBtnr.A certain'y tnd rapidly mrrtwi hu<c andraiy met-'-’dk. UuaaHnn Blank and Uouktn.«. Call <.;■ writ« DR W A KI»INSTITUTE 1Z0 N. if nth Strut, Louis, MO WANTED i i AT ONCE! ctive agents for each County. Exclusive control and no risk. Will clear 12 to 25 hundred dollars a year. Enclose stamp for full particulars or25c for $1 sample. Big Rapids Mineral Water Ch., Big Rap!«», Mich. A A BUSINESS MAN. Here Is a Merchant Who Investigated For Himself and Knows What Is the Matter. One of the most encouraging inter views on the money question was that recently made in Chicago with Frank H. Cooper of the great dry goods firm of Siegel, Cooper & Co. of Chicago and New York, and known the world over. Mr. Cooper has just returned from a trip to Europe, and to a newspaper man he expressed his opinions on the finan cial issue as follows: “I am yet somewhat on the fence, but I can’t see anything but good to result from the free coinage of silver. True, it will benefit the mine owners; it will also benefit the miners; give them work, and benefit the west. It will give the farmer money; it will make better prices for farm products; it will make the farmer a buyer in our markets. “Times can be no worse than they are at present. Our currency is not expan sive enough for the demands of the peo ple. Franoe has $40 per capita of money in circulation, and its people are pros perous and happy. We have but $20 per capita. We need more money, and free silver coinage will put an end to busi ness stagnation. “Our factories are closed and our artisans and mechanics are out of work. More money will make higher prices, better demand for goods and a revival of prosperity. “Goods and produce are too cheap because people have no money to buy them. The depreciation in prices on some lines of goods has been more than 50 per cent in the past six months. Can merchants and manufacturers stand this? • “The Wilson bill that reduced the tariff on goods about 10 per cent, except on wool, which is made free, is not the cause of all the hard times.” “Do you think that putting back the old tariff would cause a return of pros perity?” “There are many ways to view this matter. The poor and the middle classes pay all the taxes. I believe the multi millionaires should pay their proportion. I believe in a graded income tax as a partial panacea for the ills we have fallen into. “With free silver the price of wheat and corn would enhance in value at once. Dollar wheat for the farmer makes him look at his clothes. When they are frayed he buys new. He re furnishes his house, if it is needed, and so helps to start the furniture factories going again. It is so in all lines. More money, the greater demand for goods. “A single gold standard would bring prices still lower and more failures and moro disaster for the people. It is hard to say what is exactly right. We are partially upon a bimetallic basis now, and that is in a measure our salvation. Take that away, and where are we? “Contract our currency to $15 or $12 per capita, and the result wonld be 6uch as no one could figure. Talking of free silver, our mints could not turn out over $60,000,000 per year, less than$l toevery inhabitant. Would that flood the coun try? It would restore prioes, confidence and resuscitate business. That’s about, I think, what free silver would do for us. This question is near to the people, and they jure oarefully discussing it We want to take care of ourselves first. Europoan countries are able to take care of themselves.” becauseTio'had turned traitor aiiTwas tram CONFRONTED BY A CRISIS. pling on the constitution and the liberties of the people. They appointed a committee of 800 Democrats to go to Washington and ask It Is Not a Partisan Q nest ion, but One of to desist from his course in ruining Genuine Patriotism. A YOUNG HICKORY HAS COME OUT Jackson the country. When this committee got to Wo are confronted by a money power Washington, ono of these pride swollen bank OF THE WEST IN 1896. ers so far forgot himself as to Bay to the presi that is seekiug to fasten upon the peo dent that if he persisted in his course tho peo ple of this country an English yoke. Wo Striking Similarity of the Political Situa ple would rise up en inasso and come to Wash are now in the midst of the gravest crisis tions Today and Sixty Years Ago—The ington With shotguns, pitchforksand anything that ever confronted this republic. In that would kill “to expel the Goths from Money Lords Could Not Terrorise Jack- Rome.” Jackson replied: “Do yon come here 1861 the Union was confronted with to threaten me? If you men'Hare to put any dissolution which meant anarchy iu re son and They Cannot Conquer Bryan. of your big threats into execution, by the spect to government and a perpetuation The war now raging between the great Eternal I will hong you as high as Ha of the African slavery. In 1896 we are man.” money power of this country and its I remember very well the long columns of confronted with the question of perpet toiling masses is substantially identical names that were printed in all the papers— ually enslaving the white race. We are the names of great bankers who had with the battle which Andrew Jackson mostly left the party—and each one went out with a confronted with the question whether won over 60 years ago under similar great flourish of trumpets as though he owned we shall install the English Shylock as circumstances. Since that time organ the party. It is wonderful what an amount of a taskmaster over all the generations of noise a few men can make, with plenty < i ized wealth, of course, has swollen tre money and plenty of great papers to back Americans that are yet to come. We are mendously in volume and influence on them I For a time it did look blue for Old not proposing to wrong anybody. We Hickory. It seemed as if he was being for arc proposing to give every man his due. federal, state and municipal govern saken by all his old friends. But after awhile ments, but the people have also grown it began to be seen that for each great banker We are not suggesting experiments. We from 15,000,000 to nearly 70,000,000 that left him four or live honest farmers, me are demanding a return to the experi and progressed materially in intelli chanics and laborers came to him. Ah, Mr. ence of the world for thousands of years, In those days tho Democratic party and we say that this experiment of try gence and alertness. The difficulty has President, was democratic! No, sir; tho Democratic been to arouse them to a sense of dan party then was tho laboring man’s friend. ing to force the nations of the earth on ger and compass united action to defend Well, what was the final result? When tho elec to a gold basis for the benefit of Euro tion was over and the vote counted, Andrew pean creditors is ruining the American their liberties and redress grievances. Jackson, the hero of the people, bad swept the As a result of popular supineness, since whole country by storm! He had more major people. We propose to pay back the English the close of the civil war, Btep by step, ity than the other candidates had votesl Then creditors in the same money they gave Demoorats rejoiced with an exceeding great the governments of these United States, Bonfires were kindled on tjjo hills, us—gold and silver. We propose to give big or little, have more and more be joy. church bells wero rnng and towns, village’ come subject to the rule of the moneyed and oities were illuminated. And amid tho them dollars that shall have the same corporations, naturally selfish in the ad general joy the Jackson men sang a song of purchasing power, that will buy as much vancement of their own interests. The victory. How well I romembe* those glorious property and as much labor of every days! Sixty years have rolled around since, kind as had the dollars which they gave great movement of the people today has but I can hear that song yet': 11s—money having exactlythe same pur for its basic motive their liberation. A Freemen, cheer the hickury troe! chasing power. We propose to pay them In storms its boughs have sheltered thee. prominent New York capitalist recently O’er freemen's land its branches wave— principal and interest in the same money said that “the machinery is now fur It was planted on the lion’s grave. exactly which they gave ns, and we say nished by which in any emergency the Yes, Andrew Jackson was indeed a great financial corporations of the east can act man, and his namo will live forever with tho that their acts in getting silver demon republic. Ho crushed tho great money power etized aud gold made dear, after they on a single day’s notice with such pow of his day and generation as a strong man had succeeded in getting our bonds and er that no act of congress can overcome crushes an eggshell in his hand. onr notes, 60 as to compel ns to pay iu a JACKSON AND BRYAN. their decision.” The people have at last been brought to a realization of this fact, and hence they are in revolt, de termined to regain their control of the federal government Under these cir cumstances the memorable events of 1832 blaze a pathway for them in 1896. Some interesting particulars of that re markable presidential campaign are given in an address delivered at Chicago by Charles H. Schreiner, who was a Lincoln elector for Pennsylvania in 1860 and is now a supporter of William J. Bryan. The money power of Jack- son’s day was concentrated in the Unit ed States bank, which had branches in all the states, and the fact that the gov ernment’s funds were required to be de posited in them made it potential in pol itics and administration. The managers of the bank had millions of dollars and vast power at their command, for mon ey was then worth from 1 to 5 per cent a month, and there was no legal re straint on the amount of bills that could be issued. Mr. Schreiner thus intro duces J. Pierpont Morgan’s predecessors: The same battle between money and the masses is being fought today, but the capitalistic interest now arrayed against the people has vastly increased in wealth and other resources 6ince Jackson put it to rout It has its bish ops and clergy and lawyers and other prominent citizens preaching goldbug finance and denouncing the plain people as anarchists and repudiators, precisely as in Jackson’s times. It claims for it self all the respectability, intelligence and money, just as it did over 60 years ago. It is as great a pretender and as big a sham now as then. But the people have a champion today, just as they had away back in the thirties. A young Hickory has come out of the west, and he is in the field to lead the poor and humble—the farmers aud the laborers I and the business men—to as glorious a triumph as Jackson achieved, and win it against pretty much the same influ ences, but mightily strengthened in pow er and resources. In this year of our Lord it is gold against votes, and the votes are bound to win the victory.— Nicholas Biddle was president of the great' Paterson (N. J.) Guardian. bank. He was the money king of that day and generation. He was not only a banker: he was' a scholar, an author, an orator and a Demo crat, and had supported Jackson at his first election. He lived in a marble palace on th« banks of the Delaware, 15 miles above Phila delphia, and thero In that palace of pure white marble, with great Corinthian columns, this money king dispensed a hospitality equal al most to any king in Europe. Thousands of people thought him a vastly greater man than General Jackson. I was a boy then, 14 or 15 years old, working in a printing office, and I remember all the papers announced one day that Nicholas Biddle would pass through our village. We had no railroads then. Peoplo traveled in the old stagecoach or on the canal packet four or five miles an hour. You will hardly believe me when I say that people came 60, 00, 80 and 100 miles—came on foot, on horse back, in wagons, any way and every way. Came for what? Why, to see tho great money king, Nicholas Biddle, as be stood on the deck of the boat going up north to take command of his party in the fight against Jackson. These good people wanted to tell their chil dren that they had seen the great money king, Nicholas Biddle, “the man that crushed Gen eral Jackson!” Of course Jackson was not yet crushed, but they were so sure he would bo that to them it was just tho same thing. Well, some time before Biddle’s charter expired ho took a trip to Washington to have a talk with his then friend Jackson about a new charter for his bank. The old one would expire in 1836, and, as Jackson was a candidate for re election, he thought it would be a good thing to tell him about the vast power and influence of his bank and its many branches. He told Jackson that the merchants and men of affairs through aB the states were, as a rule, largely indebted to his banks and that through the in fluence of his branch banks he could control the election of any state in tho Union. Then up rose Andrew Jackson and with suppressed emotion said: “Mr. Biddle, if that is true—and I think it is—I tell you here and now that if you control the election of any state in the Union, that is too much power for one man to have in a free country in time of peace. And I will tell you further, here and now, that il you get a new charter from congress for that bank, by the Eternal I will veto that charter. ’ ’ Then the fight began in earnest. Then the great money king set himself to work to de feat the re-election of Andrew Jackson. CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath secured, by Shiloh’s Catarrh Reni • edy. Price 50 cents. Nasal Injector free. For sale by T. K. Bolton. Silver Not Redeemable In Gold. On the Safe Side. Let me strongly urge the significance of the fact that the existing standard sil ver dollar is at a parity with gold and is so for the sole reason that the demand for its uso for that which it can do makes it so. Let it be understood once and for all that the silver dollar is not redeemed in gold. The oontrary impres sion is curiously general and is enter tained by men whose knowledge of the general subject ought to be proof against the error. But the fact is that there is neither any law in tho United States nor any custom of the treasury department whereby the standard silver dollar or its representative, the silver certificate, is redeemed in gold. This has constant ly been my contention, but in order to be absolutely sure cf tho fact I caused an inquiry on the point to be made yes terday in Washington of Mr. Morgan, treasurer of the United States, and he stated that there has never been a silver certificate redeemed in gold except to a limited extent at San Francisco some years ago, a proceeding that was promptly stopped by special order of the department—Hon. Charles A. Towne. “Hello!” said the voter to the Bill- ville election manager. “Ten o’clock at night and the polls still open?” “Yes,’’sighed the manager, “vory urgent case. ” “Why, the law don’t allow you”— “The law be hanged!” cried the manager. “Major Jones hain’t voted yit, an he bought a new rifle yesterday an sent word he wuz a-comin. I hain’t got a thing agin the law, but self preser vation’s the fust law er nature, an I’m a self preservationist!”—Atlanta Con stitution. Squelching Him. BICYCLE Cbe yellow fellow A NO M GOMTEMT. is known throughout cycling; as a light, staunch, stylish, speedy mount. There’s a best in every thing^ the ’96 Stearns is a veritable edition de luxe among bicycles. Finished in black or orange. Stearns riders are satisfied riders, and always proud as kings of their mounts. Your address will insure receipt of our hand some new catalogue. E. C. STEARNS & CO., Makers, Syracuse, N. Y. San Francisco, Cal. Buffalo, N. Y. ARE YOU Financial Honor. “The financial honor of this nation” If so be sure and see that your ticket* is just now the subject of much solici read via the tude on the part of orators who are de fending the dishonorable gold standard. We would like to ask all new gold apologists to explain onoc just how “the financial honor of this nation ” is go ing to be “defended” by selling the American peoplo into interminable bond aud debt slavery to the money lend ing Shylocks of New York aud Londou. Chicago, St. Paul, —Knights of Labor Journal. Une, The Minneapolis A. Omaha R’y PARKINSON & WISE — THIS 18 THE — GREAT - SHORT - LINE BETWEEN DULUTH Have put in a new<^^=^ ST. PAUL & CHICAGO And all points East and Sopth. The -Magnificent track, Peerless Vesti- buled Dining and Sleeping Car Trails and Motto: SODA WORKS e At Yreka, Cal. A “ALWAYS ON TIME” Have given this road a national reputa tion. All classes of paBssengers carried on the vestibuled trains without extra charge. Ship your freight and travel over this famous line. All agents have ticket. W, H. M ead , Gen, Ag’t., 48 Washington St. Portland, Or, T. W. T easdale , G. P. A., St. Paul. Minn. ND are prepared to fill all orders on Abort notice. « • • * • MW" Give them a call. ASHLAND MARKET. JOHN E. PELTON. EAST AND SOUTH B. P. NEIL. PELTON & NEIL, Prop’s —VIA— The Shasta Route —Retail and Wholesale dealers in— —OF THE— Beef, Pork and Mutton. Southern Pacific Co. Ail Kinds of Fresh Meats Express Trains Leave Portland Dailv. I North South 8:50 p m Lv Portland Ar 8:10 a m 12:50 p in Ar Ashland Lv 4:40 p m Kept constantly on hand. Fair living 1:0 p in Lv Ashland Ar 4:10 p m 10:45 a m Ar SanFranciscoLv 6:00p m prices is all that we ask. Above trains stop at East Portland, Oregon Citv, Woodburn, Salem, Turner. We will make it to your interets to Marion, Jetierson, Albany, Albany Junc Tangent, Shedds, Halsey, Harrisburg, deal with us. feb 1 ’92 tion, Junction City. Irving, Eugene, Creswell, Drains and all stations from Roseburg to Ashland, inclusive. lloseburg Mail Daily. ----------------------- NEXT DOOR TO P. O. Salem Passenger Dally. CENTRAL POINT, OR. Portland. .4:00 p. m. Salem.... 10:15 a. m. Salem.......8:00 a. m. Portland...6:15p. m ARRIVE Dining Cars on Ogden Route. A Descriptive Term. ALL § KINDS § OF § RE PAIRING § DONE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS. —AMD— Second-Class Sleeping Cars Attached to all through trains. GOOD line of new goods sold reason and ou WEST SIDE DIVISION. Between Portland and Corvallis. able. Work guaranteed, A prices will suit the customer. MAIL TBAIN DAILY (EXCEPT SUltDAT.) It is a sad sight to see an hoDest but party blind man vote squarely against his own and family’s best interests. That any farmer or other wealth pro ducer would vote to put 65,500,000 peo ple at the mercy of the national bank ring of this country and the wealth ab sorbers of other nations can be ac counted for alone on the ground that such a voter has been deceived.—Peo ple’s Reveille. abbiveb ;______ _______ LEAVES ;__________ Il II II II Call and se e us II || || Portland....7:30 axu 1 Corvallib... 1:15 p m Corvallis... 1:00 p m | Portland... .5:40 p m -----and we will treat vou well---- At Albany and Corvallis connect with trams of Oregon Central & Eastern Rail roads. Express Train Daily (Except 8unday.) Has Been Deceived. THB OLD DOCTOR’S abbivs : leave : W Portland. ..4:45 d m I M’Minnville.7:25pm M’Minnville.6:50am I Portland... .8:2S a m LADIES’ FAVORITE. ALWAYS RELIABLE and perfectly SAFE. The ume. it u»ed by thousands of women all over the United States, la the OLD DOCTOR 8 private mail practice, for 88 years, and not a single bad rosult. Money re urned if not as represented. Send 4 cents (itainpa) for sealed particular*. THROUGH TICKETS To all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be Obtained from D, I., RICE, Agent, Ashland. KOEHLER, E, P. ROGER8, Manager. Asst. O. F. A Pass Agt. \'R. WARD INSTITUTE. 120N.9th St, St. Louis,Mo. Scientific American No Place In a Prayer. The Rev. E. A. Meury, pastor of the Second Reformed church, Jersey City, has a son, Eddie, 2 years old. Eddie is a bright boy and plays witli boys old er than himself. While his father and mother proudly listened Eddie said his prayers the other evening, thus con cluding : “And bless mamma and papa and make me a good boy—nit ” “What’s that I” exclaimed the clergy, man. “Why, Eddie!” almost shrieked the horrified Mrs. Meury. “Nit,” repeated Eddie, with pre I cision. “Nit. The big boys always say it at the end of everything they say.” With some firmness Eddie’s father explained that-“nit” is not to be used in supplication, and Eddie fell asleep after repeating his childish prayer: “And make me a good boy. Amen. ” —New York World. Her Own Fault. “It is true that the poor girl died of love,” said Cupid, “but really I think no blame attaches to me. I know I used an arrow intended for men only, but when you observe the way she was dressed you must admit that the mis take was pardonable.’’—Cincinnati En quirer. ____ Application of the Text. “Can you give an application of the admonition against avoiding the appear ance of evil?’ ’ asked the examiner. “Well—why—er,’’saidthe candidate for orders, “I guess it would apply pret ty well to a Prohibitionist going fish ing, eh?”—Cincinnati Enquirer. His Father Knew Him. First Student—What makes you look ' so melancholy? Second Student—I have been fooled! I asked my father to send me 60 marks! to pay my tailor, and a few days later I received the tailor’s receipted billl —Fliegende Blatter. Grand Scenery. FROM Model Accommodations. Low Rates. OCEAN TO OCEAN Without Change of Cars—Via A STRAPPING YOUNG FELLOW. —New York Evening World. Superior Talent. “Does your wife understand politics, Pilcher?” “No, but when she puts up a lunch with eggs in it she doesn’t forget the salt and pepper. ’ ’—Chicago Record. Subscribe for the “Record”—and keep posted. ______ An Unreasonable Man. A subscriber, evidently in deep ¡►ouble, 6ent the following to the “lei sure editor” of a well known paper: I don't want to know how many miles it is to the moon. I don’t want to know how many gal lons of water there are in the Dead sea. I don’t want to know how long it would take to creep from Maine to Cali fornia. I don’t care who invented the first washing machine. I don’t care who will bo the greatest living person fifty years from now. I don’t care who first wrote that ex quisite gem, ‘‘When Lovely Woman Stoops to Folly. ” I don’t care who first discovered America or whether it was discovered before. I don’t care whether it’s silver or gold, 16 to 1 or 1 to 25. I don’t want to know who made the first pair of pants for Bryan cr McKin ley. But if yon will kindly tell mo how to rid my house of waterbugs I'll be-, everlastingly obliged to you and will send you a five years’ subscription in advance.—New York Sunday World. i Th* bo llali» cigMxun abbivb : kak : Senator John Sherman says that the free coinage of silver would raise prices of farm products, but what good would the money do when it wonld require so much more of it to purchase anything? Why, it would do much good every way. The Bounder (endeavoring to strike If there was more to pay to buy some up an acquaintance)—A-hernl Very thing, there would be more to pay it close today. with, and as so many are in debt it Miss Cutaway—Yes, we want rain. would be their very salvation.—Milton The air is full of insects.—Pick Me Up. (W. Va.) Independent. i GOING EAST? lbavb : The Farmer’s Salvation. I remember very well a meeting of this kind that was held in Williamsport, Pa., near where I was born and lived. Judge Anthony, then a Democratic luuniher cf congress, presided and made a sperdh. They p:. resolutions set ting forth that it wan a libel on Andrew Jack- son to say that lie would veto the recharter:ng of tho great bank or that ho would remove the deposits. These good people thought they could bead off General Jackson in this way. But, thanks to God, Andrew Jackson was made of sterner stuff. A great anti-Jackson, an “honest Democratic” meeting of this kind was held in Philadelphia, whero the great bank was located, at which they gave a free dinner to 8,000 luen—all paid for by tho groat bank. Bonton, in his groat work, “Thirty Years In the Senate,” gives an account of this great meeting. John Sargent, with 300 Demo cratic vice presidents, presided. All the speak ers, speaking from 20 stands, were anti-Jack- son Democrat«—men who had voted for Jack- 8£fl_atJusllrst ejection, jww oypotted him Toronto, Ont. Portland.... 8:30 a m Roseburg... 5:0 p m Roseburg.. .6:00 a m Portland... .4:40 p m The Best Cough Cure. is Shiloh's Cure. A neglected cough is dangerous. Stop it at once with 8hiloh’s cure. For sale by T. K. Bolton. The first move of Biddle was to ob tain control of all the important Demo cratic papers that were for sale from Boston to New Orleans. Jackson was consequently treated by the eastern press pretty much as Bryan is today. The Whig papers were all against him, and many of the Democratic papers turned traitor to their party, just as some of them at the east are now dong. A con gressional investigation showed that government money in Biddle’s banks was used to influence Democratic pa pers. When Jackson learned this fact, he instructed his secretary of the treas ury, Mr. Duane, to remove the govern ment deposits from the banks. Duane was under the influence of the money power and refused. Then Old Hickory showed his indomitable purpose, and Secretary Duane was made an official head shorter in a jiffy. His successor promptly removed the deposits, and im mediately a terrific storm burst over President Jackson’s head. Clay, Web ster and Calhoun were the leaders in the senate, all ambitious of the presi dency as Jackson’s successor. Webster was a Whig, and Clay and Calhoun called themselves Democrat. The trio pooled their issues and formed what Thomas H. Benton called “the great triumvirate,” making war on Jackson for removing the deposits from Biddle's banks and his avowed purpose to veto the bank charter. There were bank Democrats in those days, just as there are gold Democrats in these days. They got up meetings, thinking they could influence Jackson by invoking the name of “honest Democrats. ” Mr. Schreiner says: Palaces on Wheels. When people travel now a days, they expect comfort, and when they travel on Tne “Milwaukee" they get it. There has been on evolution in the means of transportation for man that is verv interesting. The more civilised a People becomes, the more exciting it grows. he coaches now running between 8L Paul and Chicago, and Omaha and Chicago, on “Tl>e Milwaukee”, are marvels of elegance and convenience. The private compart James J. Corbet gave some pretty good ment cars, library .buffet smoking cars advice to the boys of the Olympia Club, and free reclining cnair cars are models on when he was in San Francisco last. He luxurious comfort, which in style and told them that the best way to get strong furnishings are palatial enough for royalty was to avoid all excesses in youth, so that itself. A great pleasure for tne traveler on they should arrive at manhood lusty and its sleepers and private compartment car, healthy. Manv men who have been guilty is the electric berth reading lamp, which is of excesses and over-indulgencies, ana have an exclusive feature with “The Milwau- used the Celebrated Medicine “CUPI kee”. The beating is all done by steams I DENE” lived to give testimony of its won thus doiug away with the old fashioned derful stimulating and curative powers. stove. By all these means the fatigue “CUPIDENE” will check all the waste tis incident to travel is reduced to a minimum. sue of the body. In fact, it stops all losses. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Rail “CUPIDENE” is a powerful, harmless, way is always popular, and those traveling vegetable Compound. It is as sure to over its lines are the loudest in its praise. strengthen the generative organs as it is to All coupon ticket agents sell tickets <Ja the rebuild and regenerate you. Trial package Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway. $1.00; 6 packages $5>*00. For sale by 0 A 0. J. Eddy, GrawEi Awnt, pbrcicnffi Urt» Btanftnit. different kind of money from what they gave us, to pay in dollars which cost twice as much sweat, twice as much blood, as did the dollars which they gave us—we say that that act was a fraud and was a crime against civilization. This' is not a partisan question. It is not a question of Republicanism or of Democracy. John Sherman and Grover Cleveland are sleeping together. It is a question of patriotism. It is a question of maintaining the institutions of the fathers, for if the present standard is to be maintained, if our people must go on paying interest and principal in dollars that require twice as much labor, twice as much sweat, twice as much blood to obtain, as did the dollars that were in circulation when the debts were created, then the doom of the American pro ducers is sealed. Low prices will bi made perpetual, and thero will be no hope for the American farmer, tin American mechauio or the American laborer.—John P. Altgeld. V-'DZ? Are You Made Miserable by Indigestion, Constipation, i Dizziness, Loss of Appetite. Yellow Skin? Shiloh’s Vitalizar .Is a ¡Anitlre cure. For A18 by I, K. Boltoh. CANADIAN CAVEATS, trade marks , desicn patents , COPYRIGHTS, eto. For Information and free Handbook write to MUNN & CO.. 361 B roadway , N ew Y ork . Oldest bureau for securing patents in America. Every patent taken out by us Is brought before the public by a notice given free of charge in the PACIFIC ---- and---- SOO PACIFIC LINE. Ameritan Solid Vestibule Trains, Consisting of Palace Sleeping Cars, Luxurious Din ing Cars. Elegant Day Coaches an< Magnificent Tourist Sleeping Cars. Also Free Colonist. Sleepers. Largo,t circulation of any nclenUflc paper In the world. Splendidly illustrated. No Intelligent man should be without IL Weekly, «3.00a year; 81.50 six mon ths. Address, MUNN A CO., F ublishebs . 361 Broadway. New York City. LOST JftAJXfIOOD The only line running Through Trains to Easily, Quickly and Permanently Restored. CXLXBBATrD E n -QLISS REMEDY WINNIPEG NERVIA. —----T It la «old on a positive Without Change guarantee to cure any form of nervous pros tration or any disorder of the genital organs of either sex, caused Before, by excesaive use of After. Tobacco, Alcohol or Opium, or on account of youthful indiscretion or over indulgence etc., Dizxiness, Convulsions, Wakefulness. Headache, Mental Depression, Softening of the Brain, Weak Memory, Bearing Down Paine, Seminal Weakness, Hysteria, Nocturnal Emissions, Spermatorrhcea, Loss of Power and Impotency, which if neglected, may lead to premature old age and insanity. Positively guaranteed. Price. $1.00 a box: 6 boxes for $5.00. Sent by mail on receipt of price. A written guarantee furnished with every $5.00 order received, to refund the money if a permanent cure ia Dot affected. ’ NERVIA MEDICINE CO.. Detroit. Mich. TORONTO MONTREAL BOSTON Lowest rates to and from all parts of Europe. It will pay you to call upon the agent of the Canadian Pacific Railway be fore purchasing tickets. 7 Canadian Pacific R’y Co.’s Royal Mail Steamship Line ------- TO------- CHINA © AND © JAPAN. FOR BALE BY T. K. BOLTON. QUICKLY 8ECUBED. Trad.-mark, sad Copyrights . ngittersd sad patent butineas of ovary dosonption promptly and ikillfully conducted at lowest rates. a ™,'yitlol>* iatroduosd, companies formed, and PKT- - 80LD OF COMMIBBlOlt. 25 year,' exporionoo. « Hlgheet rvfersncee. Send ux model, sketch or Phot«. « or invention, with explanation, and ws will report ' P«t«°tsbir or not. free of charre. OVE FEE 4 WHXM PATENT IB ALLOWED When d patent ix secured we will conduct ite sale for you with- 4 'herge. aj-PAttB HAND BOOK sad lfct of 2U0 lnventiuni wanted mailed to inventor* free upon 4 "TJ*“' . Thi* “ •b» mo,t tomplet* little patent book published and every inventor should WBITX FOB OVE. , H. B. WILLSON A CO , Fatset SolicUon, I U Droit WASHINGTON, O. C. MINNEAPOLIS St. PAUL These twin-screw steamers are in every respect superior to any ships that have vet nailed the Pacific ocean. The route is 300 miles shorter than via any other Trans pacific line. CAN AD1 AN AUSTRALIAN STEAMER LINE TO HONOLULU, FUI AND AUSTRALIA The Shortest Line to the Colonies. These steamers carry an experienced. Medical man. and a Stewardess on every voyage. For time tables, pamphlets, or any infor mation, call on or address, E. J. COYLE. .46 Third St. Portland, Or^ ? ► ► ► ► ► ► h > - ► ► R qbbbt L koxabd , Ageut, . . . _ . 1 Aablaad. Qregvfe ALLEN CAMERON, IX P. A„ VauodYWi B, C.